Daddy works in home appliance industry. He is always giving mum advice on what is the best fridge and what is the best washing machine. A bit condescending I would say. Because its mum who uses them most of the time, while Daddy takes up all the fun chores around the house. Such as changing my clothes and making me laugh.
So last night I decided to mess with Daddy’s mind. I came into his dream and told him that his company’s biggest competitors have decided to enter diaper business. Soon he got SOS from his company’s headquarters. He was asked to investigate competitor’s diaper strategy so that they can also respond.
Flash! Next scene. Daddy is standing in a large appliance store with me in his arms, and both of us staring at a wall full of diapers. He says he wants to do some sort of product range mapping. I tell him its very simple daddy. There are diapers for month 1, there are diapers for month 2, and so on. And then some have air ventilation and some do not. Mine always do, otherwise you would not be laughing while changing mine.
But daddy is scratching his head, trying to find something more interesting to say to his bosses. After all, his company’s products are all about innovation. I say why invent a pen when you can use a pencil in space.
Daddy woke up mesmerized. After few moments, he smiled and told mum about his dream. He also told his colleagues at work. They said he needs a break from work. Totally agree. Mission accomplished!